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    Auraflare

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    Just to prove we've all lost it

    Post  Auraflare on Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:40 pm

    The Daleven:
    Summon hoard of beastmen: Suicide/wipe
    "Hey guys, watch this": AoE, causes massive damage
    ""Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave Me: Additional effect: Flee

    The Klonen:
    Day of fail: Will result in self death three times in a row
    oh dear: AoE, Massive damage due to laughter
    Oh noes: Will cause The Daleven if he's up to attomatically use Summon hoard of beastmen

    The Chibale: Angry mailman
    Mail bomb:
    Paper Shredder
    Anthrax
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    Auraflare

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    Some OEF Flavor for your spellbook

    Post  Auraflare on Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:15 am

    So, Aura--- my wife asked me to explain a joke and then add some spell ideas, so here ya go:

    The Sliding Virgins Scale::: The more or less likely to do damage to infidels, the more or less virgins you receive upon death.
    So....

    71.5 Virgins= AoE: Causes all players to Nuke at random intervals
    5.0 Virginis= Causes player to strip nude and run at group of mobs with only a dagger
    Gimme Back a Virgin!!!= Target Player attracts all mobs in current area and gives them +10 attack.

    Have fun! cheers
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    Daleven
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    Re: Just to prove we've all lost it

    Post  Daleven on Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:36 pm

    I'm missing something.. Besides the fact that Aura apparently has a wife.. or something?
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    Daleven
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    Re: Just to prove we've all lost it

    Post  Daleven on Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:43 pm

    Auraflare's special abilities:

    "I have a zerg job!" - Changes subjob to /DRK for CS Stun
    Emo - Does nothing at all. Ironically does NOT change her job to DRK
    "Can I play something other than RDM?" - Has 50% chance of changing job to WHM

    pwnt affraid
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    Auraflare

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    Re: Just to prove we've all lost it

    Post  Auraflare on Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:43 pm

    no my hubby posted that. Gave him my logon info so he didn't have to make a new account, cause he doesn't play ffxi.
    so ladies and gentlemen, that's the man crazy enough to marry me


    and lol dale.... i'm surprised you didn't make fun of me doing insane shit on rdm/pld
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    Klonen

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    Re: Just to prove we've all lost it

    Post  Klonen on Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:24 pm

    that's good dale, lol

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    Post  Guest on Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:10 am

    What's up Damien!!!


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